Ryan's Journal

"My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?" — David Mitchell

Recap

Posted from Culver City, California at 4:00 pm, June 28th, 2009

In the second of a series of “grandmother ninetieth birthday bashes” the family gathered on Holliday Shores along Holliday Road in North Springfield, Pennsylvania for Grandmother Holliday’s big day. Aaron flew into Cleveland the night before me, and when I headed to the hotel to pick him up Friday morning my clearly hungover brother met me next to a van with a giant picture of the rapper Ace Hood on its side. His words were something to the effect of “I can’t remember last night, but some dude with massive dreadlocks just fist-bumped me in the lobby and said ‘Yo! You was crazy last night!'” With the aid of his digital camera, several cups of coffee, and a bit of time the story of the evening slowly emerged, and it turns out he had partied hard with a bunch of gangsta rappers; such is the life of Aaron.

The drive to North Springfield was relatively uneventful with the exception of a stop to pick up sunglasses – Aaron chose the Magnum PI look, while I went in another direction and was sporting some Dog the Bounty Hunter glasses when we finally arrived. Uncle Jon provided ample entertainment, telling everyone that Aaron had spent the night “with some really famous rapper than no one has ever heard of” and then supplying us with chocolate fish while traipsing around in bright orange shoes. Aunt Melinda managed to keep things in order, Grandmother Holliday enjoyed the festivities, Aunt Pat and Uncle Denny mostly laughed at the characters surrounding them, and my parents (surprisingly) chose not to claim that their two bizarre children were adopted. There were numerous other relatives present that we hadn’t seen in years, and all in all it was a memorable party.

In addition to visiting Camp Fitch and other childhood haunts, Aaron felt it necessary to shoot fireworks, so after bumming M-80s and bottle rockets off of Blake we lit a bonfire, grabbed cigars, and launched fireworks into Lake Erie as the sun went down. The following day we returned to Cleveland, re-awakened a few more childhood memories, and finally flew home Sunday evening.

Aaron and Me

Aaron and me. Note the most excellent Dog the Bounty Hunter glasses.

Aaron, Grandmother Holliday and Me

Grandmother Holliday in the midst of chaos.

Nish-tastic

Nish-tastic in Cleveland.

Tardy

Posted from Culver City, California at 8:15 pm, May 31st, 2009

May blew past without any journal updates, so here’s a summary of the month:

Aaron somehow managed to be the only person in America to get a job in new home sales during this market, and moved to Phoenix to work in Pulte’s internet sales group. I made it over there to visit him a couple of weeks ago, and we managed to have our usual retarded fun. After a lackluster dinner on Friday we got up early Saturday, but hiking was thwarted first by killer bees and then by ravenous eye-lickers. We ended up eating eggs and going clothes shopping, which worked out well for me as I’m not supposed to buy any apparel not approved by the younger Holliday, and my current wardrobe was getting a bit threadbare. Saturday night was spent at the world’s worst mini golf course (every hole was flat and shaped like a navy bean) before we embarked on the Scramble iphone world championships.

Two weeks after the Arizona adventure with Aaron, Audrey let me tag along for a singing gig she had at Mission San Juan Capistrano. She had OK’d my visit with the choir director, but apparently it was considerably more crowded than he expected so he set me up in a chair next to the organ for the invitation-only event, and I got to watch a sixteen person choir sing from onstage while the Bishop presented Papal honors to members of the Parish. The amazing music was followed up by a wine reception on the mission grounds (including the oldest building in California), and all-in-all it was a fairly decent way to spend a Friday.

Aside from these outings the rest of the month has been fairly tame. I’m running about thirty miles a week again, Audrey has been barbecuing up a storm (the girl is a samurai warrior on the grill), Caitlin made a brief visit to LA for a conerence and some sushi, and in two weeks I’m off to Pennsylvania for Grandma Holliday’s ninetieth birthday. JAMWiki version 0.7.2 was released yesterday, work at DIRECTV continues as usual, and the living room is now home to a monstrously large flat screen TV that makes the baby ducks jumping out of trees in Planet Earth even more spectacular. Oh, and Audrey has taken to spreading walnuts in the hallway, so we now have squirrels that visit our living room regularly. Life isn’t bad.

Squirrel in the House

Squirrel in the House. Photo by Audrey.

Whirlwind Journey

Posted from 30,000 over the Southern US at 8:00 am, April 27th, 2009

Grandma Snyder had her ninetieth birthday party yesterday, so we got to visit with her for the first time in several years. She’s managed to knock out two of her top teeth in a fall and refuses to have them fixed, so her laugh has become even more jolly. Three of our cousins were there as well, and it was cool to see three adults that looked a lot like the kids we’d last seen almost twenty years ago.

After the party (and a ridiculous amout of picture taking) everyone said goodbye, we joined mom and dad for dinner and on an (unsuccessful) search for manatees, attempted to spin a few donuts in the parking lot, then headed back to Orlando. After a five o’clock wakeup I managed a bit of sleep on the plane, and following a scheduled 9:30 landing it’s off to what may be a very long day of work.

Aaaron, Skip and Ryan

Aaron, the Skipper, and Yours Truly.

Have a Magical Day

Posted from Walt Disney World, Florida at 7:50 pm, April 26th, 2009

Last night was the first time in three weeks that I slept at least seven hours without the assistance of drugs; Aaron says I was thrashing around all night, but thrashing is way better than lying in bed awake. We got up at 7:30 this morning and headed off to the Magic Kingdom. Typically on these trips I handle logistics, so having booked all arrangements and picked Aaron up at the airport my only remaining job was to get him to the park entrance with his park pass. Despite repeated reminders, I failed in this respect and we stared blankly at each other after the bus ride over upon realizing he didn’t have his entry ticket. Luckily customer service was able to look him up and put matters straight, and a short time later we were in the park.

Neither of us is huge Disney fanatics, but since we were in Orlando anyhow it made sense to pay a visit. Lines were short early in the day, and we managed to get soaked on Splash Mountain and make a visit to Thunder Mountain and the Haunted House in a short time. We later caught the Tower of Terror and a few other rides before enduring a fifty minute wait for the Aerosmith roller coaster. Surprisingly, this one turned out to be worth the wait, and after getting rocketed up the first hill and through several dark corkscrews Aarron actually asked “are we upside down right now”; I honestly couldn’t answer him.

Tomorrow it’s off to see several family members we haven’t seen in years. Additionally, the good state of Florida saw fit to install automated toll booths that accept only quarters. Since I had no change I now have the fun task of dealing with beauracracy to try to avoid two $100 fines; that one should be really fun.

Taking a Break

Posted from Walt Disney World, Florida at 7:50 pm, April 25th, 2009

The stress of the past few weeks has abated somewhat, but this weekend I get to escape a bit due to my grandmother Snyder’s 90th birthday party in Florida. I took the redeye out of LA last night, slept a bit with the help of one of those goofy inflatable neck pillows, and arrived at 6AM. The inner dork led me to Cape Canaveral, and the day was spent looking at spaceships. The Saturn V rocket is ree-diculous, although I won’t admit whether I did a little dance next to the engines when the crowd had cleared out.

Aaron arrives this evening, and we’re staying at the Animal Kingdom Lodge at Disney World. I got here at about 4PM, took a long nap, then went exploring – giraffes, ostriches, zebras, and these crazy long-horned cows surround the place, which more than makes up for the eight and a half billion kids running around. Nature Ryan is inwardly rebelling at the Disney-ification of Africa, but if I’ve got to be in Florida for a weekend it’s a not a horrible place to be. Tomorrow we get to relive our childhoods at the parks here, then Monday it’s off to see the family before heading home early Tuesday morning.

Introspection

Posted from Culver City, California at 6:50 pm, April 9th, 2009

Three weeks ago today I was on a boat in the Caribbean watching whales… it seems like a really long time ago. Returning from vacations always seems tough as you go from an absolute thirst for life and living to a more mundane existence – for me the “day to day” life almost feels like a holding pattern at times, stalling for the more meaningful moments of existence. This return has been particularly harsh for some reason as the shock of the “real” world also came with other realizations – I’ve been in LA for several years now, always thinking that this is just a temporary stop; I’m doing a job that in the grand scheme of things isn’t really making the world a better place or changing people’s lives; I’m thirty-three and single… it’s all a bit heavy for a journal entry, but if this journal is meant to capture major life experiences then the past couple of weeks deserve a note.

I’m not one who handles a lot of anxiety well, and luckily I needed to lose some weight as it has been a rough time lately. But it’s not a bad thing – my dad’s sermons (Skipper is a retired minister, for anyone who wasn’t aware) used to repeatedly return to the subject of how the tough times in life are opportunities for self-discovery and change. And he’s very right – it’s often only when life begins to crack that we notice problems that were otherwise unseen. My dad and I haven’t always seen eye-to-eye, but he taught a good lesson in this case, and it’s one that makes it a bit easier to deal with anxiety by rephrasing the problem in terms of “this is an opportunity” rather than “this is a crisis”. I’m anxious for it to end, but also excited to see what revelations and changes will come out of it.

Twenty-two

Posted from Sosua, Dominican Republic at 9:45 pm, March 20th, 2009

Clint and Nats are younger than me, so for once I wasn’t the youngest passenger. Despite this fact Clint still presented me with a rainbow bracelet that he found on the beach which I now wear proudly – how many people have a bracelet found in the water by the world’s twenty-sixth best life saver?

The day’s big event was clearly leaving the boat and saying goodbye to Jacqui, Roy, Mike, the crew, and several other passengers. In order to maintain good mental health I bottled all emotion up inside and said brief goodbyes to everyone before joining the remaining passengers for a taxi ride to the hotel and then on to the beach. Most of the group surfed while I watched the waves hoping to see some spectacular wipeouts (there was a “learn to surf” school nearby with many students, but sadly most crashes were slow and un-spectacular), and after a few hours and some pescado for lunch we piled into a van that already contained eight passengers. Undeterred the driver continued to pick up folks from along the road until twenty-two individuals were sitting on top of one another with the van door open to allow excess body parts to stick out. Nats and I figured the record capacity is probably thirty given that there must occasionally be groups of very tiny people that visit the island, but in the normal-sized world it’s tough to imagine squeezing anyone or anything else into that vehicle. After more of Ted’s potent cocktails and torrents of rain we all enjoyed dinner at the hotel, and sadly tomorrow brings the plane that will take Audrey and I back to LA and away from the whales and our many new friends.

We have eaten all of the Oreos

Posted from The Silver Bank, Dominican Republic at 8:40 pm, March 19th, 2009

One might expect that finding a fifty foot long animal that frequently throws itself completely out of the water would be easy in a place that has between five and seven thousand of said animals; such an assumption would (apparently) be very wrong. Exercising vast amounts of patience and eating vast amounts of snacks we searched for literally hours this morning and had no luck finding cooperative whales, and finally returned to the boat for lunch and of course discovered a mother and calf sleeping a hundred feet from the stern. Unfortunately there is such a thing as “whale etiquette” (who knew?) that states that whatever boat finds the whale first gets it for as long as they want it, but luckily the group that hoarded this whale for the entire day was small and allowed six of us at a time to join them. Being in the water with a sleeping whale is all kinds of awesome, in case previous journal entries didn’t make that fact clear.

The day’s other highlights included the return of the Cirque du Soleil founder’s thirty million dollar yacht (which apparently is currently being used by this guy), an awesome “fly by” with a mother, calf and escort, and some snorkeling through two of the wrecks that are out here – since the reefs have been charted for well over a hundred years one can only imagine what sort of captain made the decision to deviate from the course that every single other boat follows (“You know what? We’ve never tried going left here – let’s give that a shot.”). We’ve all gotten fairly comfortable with one another at this point so Nats played gatekeeper at the hot tub tonight until I crashed through, missing a step and toppling in while everyone already in the tub demanded drinks. Tomorrow morning is our last trip out amongst the whales before we lift anchor, and as always it’s sad to see the trip coming to an end after six very fun-filled days.

Humpack Whale

This is a good photo.

Kinsee Maru

This is a broken boat.

God Likes Rain

Posted from The Silver Bank, Dominican Republic at 8:40 pm, March 18th, 2009

Today was simultaneously great and slow – apparently rain makes the whales leap out the water in exuberance and then disappear completely, so we had whales breaching just off of our bow but were never able to get in the water with any of them. Since I was a little kid I’ve wanted to see a whale throw itself out of the ocean, and today fulfilled that dream many times over. Audrey got all of the best photos, but even without great photos it was an experience that in every way lived up to expectations.

The people on the trip and the staff on the boat have been great – the passengers have been divided into two “tenders”, so interactions have been mostly with the twelve people on our boat. Ted and Renee are people I knew before and who are both tremendously impressive. Renee’s friends Tanya and Mike are both amazingly positive, fun and energetic. Tanya’s mom Kay has been a trooper, and for Phil and Susanah, the boat’s Canadians, this is their third whale trip. The Australians (Clint and Nats) have been loads of fun and by far live up to and exceed Clint’s ranking as the world’s 26th best lifeguard. Roy and Jackie have brought a bit of Wyoming to the trip and have given as well as they have taken in the witty back-and-forth as we search for whales.

Humpack Whale Breach

Happiness factor: 9.9.

Awesome

Posted from The Silver Bank, Dominican Republic at 8:55 pm, March 17th, 2009

I’m writing this while sitting next to Robert, one of the ship’s engineers. Each week he writes a message, put it in a bottle, and tosses it overboard. He says he gets an email or letter back for “about one in twenty”. That is awesome.

Whale Snot

Posted from The Silver Bank, Dominican Republic at 8:20 pm, March 17th, 2009

The trip continues to improve on a daily basis – not only did we get to swim with a number of whales, chase along next to two “rowdy groups”, and spend some time with a fin slapper, but a whale surfaced ten feet from the boat and snotted on us – from this day onwards anytime someone touches my face I can proudly say “That’s where the whale snot hit me”.

Visibility is improving but still murky, so when we’re diving with the whales it’s usually tough to make out any details until they near the surface. In some cases the surfacing can be pretty dramatic – I’ve got video of a calf rising from below, swimming at me, and passing a few feet away as I swim backwards; visibility was not a problem during this encounter. The above-water encounters are equally thrilling – three times now we’ve motored along at good speeds next to whales that were racing along, battling each other and surfacing a few feet from the boat. The cheering tends to be loud and spontaneous during these encounters. I’m writing this now from the boat’s top deck with crystal-clear stars overhead, the sound of three whales swimming past behind me, and the anticipation of tomorrow building.

Humpack Whale Fin Slapping

Humpback whale fin slapping.

The Buildup

Posted from The Silver Bank, Dominican Republic at 6:00 pm, March 16th, 2009

I suspect that this trip may be one that has a slow build-up to a grand finale – yesterday we saw whales from the boat, but weren’t able to dive with any. Today we found several whales in the morning that seemed ready to let us dive with them, and then a big male would arrive, another pair would displace our whales, or some other circumstance would prevent getting in the water. We did have an awesome experience with a “rowdy group” – four males fighting for the attention of one female. Finally, right around lunchtime we found a cooperative mother and calf and did several dives, and while visibility was poor it was still pretty awesome to be in the water and watching a whale; the experience of seeing a baby whale peek out from under its mother and then slowly rise to the surface in front of you is not something that will soon be forgotten. In addition, at one point we were in the water, unable to find the whales, and while returning to the boat turned around to find them swimming ten feet below us. Denise was signalling me to return to the boat, while I was signalling that to do so would involve swimming between a mother and calf (generally considered to be a bad idea that can lead to being smashified by whale); this was another experience that won’t soon be lost to memory.

Lunch was delayed two hours while we played with the mother and calf, and after a quick bite to eat we went back out to absolute silence on the water. After some searching we found two whales that were surfacing at a sixteen minute interval, but each time they would go down we were unable to find them in the depths. Sadly the photography hasn’t yet yielded anything worth posting, although if it calms down or visibility improves then anyone would be able to take a nice shot of a whale underwater, breaching, fin slapping, or just surfacing, so with luck I’ll get a few of those soon.

J’arrive

Posted from The Silver Bank, Dominican Republic at 6:30 pm, March 15th, 2009

After a moderately turbulent ride over here we arrived in the Silver Bank this morning, literally with whales surfacing, jumping, and fin slapping all around us – the number of whales here is phenomenal, and it’s generally impossible to stand on deck and not see at least four or five of the beasties. However, due to the mysteries embedded in the brains of these fifty foot long giants they DID manage to disappear completely any time we got in the water near one, so swimming with whales will have to wait for at least one more day. Our best opportunity today came at the end of the day when we found a tolerant mother and calf, dispatched Nelson to verify that they were OK with having people in the water, and then watched agonizely as Tom radioed a boat that was motoring in our direction to find out if they had been working this set of whales. When the affirmative answer came Nelson was frantically making the “get in the water” hand signals, and it was with some confusion that he was finally brought back to the boat.

The Floating Cube

Posted from Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic at 7:45 pm, March 14th, 2009

The Ted showed up last night, the taxis showed up today, and after a forty-five minute ride through streets filled with all manner of safe, corteous and law-abiding drivers there are now 24 passengers and ten crew members aboard the Nekton Rorqual ready to cavort with whales. The boat itself is shaped like a box on skis, which apparently makes it ugly and slow but stable. With nine foot seas forecast tonight stability is a good thing, although a combination of meclazine and pasta will hopefully keep the vomiting to a minimum (in this case “minimum” means no vomiting – I am not a fan of the barf). We’re supposed to arrive at the whale grounds at 11AM tomorrow, at which point the boat will anchor and the festivities will begin.