Me & MC Hammer. Clearly this was the best day of my life.
"My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?" — David Mitchell
"My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?" — David Mitchell
You know what blows my mind here? I’ll tell you: Hammer is short. Why is Hammer so short? Is that what you were thinking when you were towering over him?? Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em.
I had two thoughts. One, what is the proper etiquette for taking a photo with Hammer? Can I lean over? Do I smile? Should I make some sort of hand gesture? And second, is this really Hammer? ‘Cause honestly, if he’s not wearing flashy gold pants, I have no clue what Hammer looks like. This could have been Wally McDermitt the pool cleaner and I wouldn’t have known the difference.
That said, it was still clearly the best thing that’s ever happened to me – I got a photo with probably-Hammer. That rules.
I feel compelled to remind you that you have snorkled with orca whales.