Ryan's Journal

"My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?" — David Mitchell

Snowflake Eels

Posted from Kona, Big Island, Hawaii at 10:28 pm, September 17th, 2026

We’re back in Kona, and after the hurricane delays we’re finally doing some diving. The plan for the trip was to get our advanced open water certification, since apparently the insurance companies are forcing dive shops to be more strict about requiring it, and the good folks at Jack’s Diving Locker found a way for us to schedule the necessary dives after our course on Kauai was cancelled, and then found a way to reschedule again after we were unable to catch our flights out of Kauai. As of now we’ve done four of the six planned dives. Last night was the famous manta ray dive, and while we didn’t have the crazy extravaganza that we experienced four years ago, it is still incredibly cool when a twelve foot wide ray swims a foot over your head. As an added bonus, as I went to kneel down in the diver circle at the bottom I looked to my left and saw a small moray eel smiling up at me, so I had an extra companion throughout the dive. Yesterday’s other fun find was a monk seal on our late-afternoon dive who was scratching himself on the mooring line; you don’t realize how large a seal is until it swims next to you and it’s bigger than a human.

Today’s two dives were both instructional dives required for the course, so we did our obligatory deep dive (one hundred feet) and then the much-dreaded navigation dive. The deep portion of the first dive went fast as we swam down to one hundred feet, did a few quick skills, and then returned to shallower waters where we spent an hour enjoying the fishes. The highlight was a snowflake eel out hunting in daylight; they aren’t big but they’re an impressive white color, and this guy had no fear as he snaked his way along the bottom towards us. The second dive was compass navigation, and without the aid of reading glasses and in a mild swell I did a horrendous job of navigating to the desired endpoint, but Audrey nailed her navigation assignment so we’ll let her lead the way the next time we need to get around with a compass underwater.

Two days remain, then it’s sadly back home and back to work after a most unusual trip.

Manta rays

Low flying manta rays, taken by our divemaster Sabrina.

Between Two Volcanoes

Posted from Kona, Big Island, Hawaii at 11:04 pm, September 15th, 2026

After nearly two years of mostly predictable eruptions, Kilauea decided to get weird in her 55th eruptive episode, so the volcanologists are unsure of exactly what the volcano will do next, and when it will do it. Despite being the inaugural visitors for this new eruptive pattern and missing out on the huge lava fountains associated with recent eruptions, we were still lucky to be here when the volcano decided to open a new vent on the crater rim; after several hours at the main vents late last night we decided to make one stopoff before leaving to get a view of whatever had been causing a glow just below our vantage point, and discovered a new river of lava pouring down the crater wall (pictured on the right below). A local man arrived at our spot shortly after we did; he had apparently seen something odd on the online thermal camera and drove an hour to the park to investigate, and was beside himself with excitement as he explained to us how cool it was to see another lava source spewing liquid rock. Just past midnight we finally returned home, and I diligently woke up every ninety minutes to check the livestreams to see if anything had changed, so when we finally left the volcano today we were happy both that we had gotten to see some really neat stuff, and also happy that we had done everything we could to try to catch the next full eruption.

Aside from volcano watching, we also took a trip up the flanks of Mauna Loa to a viewpoint at 6600 feet yesterday, traversing a one lane road through impressively scenic rainforest and lava flows to a decent view of Kilauea. Today’s journey was from the north side of the island back to the south, with a stop in Hilo to see the banyan trees in their public gardens, and a detour up to the Mauna Kea visitor center at 9200 feet. Fun fact: Mauna Kea’s height when measured from the sea floor is approximately 33,500 feet tall, with 13,803 feet above sea level, making it nearly 4,000 feet taller than Mt. Everest when measured from base to peak.

Now we’re back in Kona at our hotel with the mongooses, feral cats, and waterslide, with plans for scuba diving and dreams of manta rays over the next three days.

Kilauea volcano at night

Kilauea’s new vent (the bright orange patch on the bottom right) under the stars. The three original vents are farther away emitting a ton of smoke in the bottom center.

Volcanoes

Posted from Volcano, Big Island, Hawaii at 9:53 am, September 14th, 2026

We’ve temporarily moved from the coast to the rainforest high up on the slopes of Kilauea volcano where we’re patiently awaiting the next eruption, which I can only assume is how all normal would people choose to spend their vacations. Kilauea has been following a fairly predictable eruption pattern for nearly two years, but “episode 55” of the eruption has broken that pattern, and the scientists have now been saying for the past week that it will erupt “in the next 1-2 days”, so we’re constantly checking the livestream when we’re not in the national park to make sure that nature isn’t unleashing her fury while we’re not around. During the past two nights we also had alarms set to go off every two hours, just to wake up and be sure that millions of tons of melted rock wasn’t being ejected a thousand feet into the sky, but so far the magma chamber continues to build with only small overflows at the surface.

My camera has chosen an inopportune moment to die, so it’s going to be iPhone and GoPro photos for the remainder of the trip. Despite the equipment failures it was nevertheless fun to hang out at the crater wall last night and watch the main vent spew out small amounts of lava and smoke under a sky filled with a million stars.

Kilauea volcano at night

Kilauea volcano at night.

The Vacation is Back On

Posted from Kona, Big Island, Hawaii at 11:22 pm, September 11th, 2026

We woke up this morning in Honolulu in a comfortable bed, with air conditioning and working electricity, and the vibe of the trip began to change. After arriving at the Honolulu airport for our connection to Kona we got through security in less than five minutes, noticed that there was space on an earlier flight, and when we asked to switch we were put on the flight without any drama, and given exit rows with extra leg space as an added bonus. The flight took off on time, we landed in Kona, and our bags were there waiting for us after arriving yesterday morning. When we picked up our rental car, not only was the reservation still valid, they told us that they wouldn’t charge us for the missed day. We went to the dive shop to figure out what options remained for diving, and the incredible Patti at Jack’s Diving Locker rearranged some schedules and figured out how we could still complete our advanced open water certification. After the dive shop the next stop was a farmer’s market where I got probably the best Thai fried rice I’ve ever eaten, and we then arrived at our hotel to discover that it far exceeded expectations, and that the desk manager had taken pity on us when I called last night and not charged us for the missed evening. We then jumped in the pool, ordered a couple of pina coladas, and took a walk along the lava cliffs where we were joined by mongooses, parrots, and a small cadre of feral cats.

It feels like a vacation again, and we’re infinitely grateful to everyone today who helped make it feel that way.

Snorkelers Looking for Manta Rays

The nighttime snorkel tours anchor just offshore from the hotel, and use lights to attract plankton, which then attract manta rays.

Today Might Have Been the Longest Month of Our Lives

Posted from Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii at 1:24 am, September 11th, 2026

Obligatory caveat: there are many horrible things going on in the world, including people whose homes and businesses have been damaged by the recent storm, so our first-world problems are minor compared to what so much of the world deals with. That said…

We were scheduled to fly from Kauai to Honolulu and then on to Kona today, so we arrived at Lihue Airport a couple of hours early to make sure we would have extra time. On arrival, lines were already all the way down the curb, so it was clear something was amiss. It turned out that the hurricane had knocked out one of the airport’s two backup generators, and the other one was on the fritz today so power kept going off. Every time that happened there was then a 10-15 minute wait for the TSA machines to reboot, and for the majority of the day they were only able to occasionally get one of their three machines running. After an hour of the line barely moving we asked the airline reps what to do, and they told us to stay in line and someone would help us sort things out on the other side of security. I called the Alaskan reservations number, but after waiting an hour for a callback was told they couldn’t do anything for us. Just past the two hour mark we had traversed about a third of the line, and our flight soon left with our bags aboard.

The fire department showed up at midday and started handing out water, ambulances were set up to help people struggling in the heat/humidity, and the power continued to go out on a regular basis. No updates were available on what to do other than “stay in the line”, so we kept our spots assuming that they were just getting everyone on to the next flight on standby once they finally got through. The absurdity of having TSA machines be the bottleneck to getting people off of an island that had just been hit by a major storm was infuriating, and particularly with so many people simply traveling between islands on trips that were little more than glorified bus rides it seems like there easily could have been some force majeure protocol put in place to simply usher anyone on an inter-island flight through, but instead flight after flight left empty while several thousand people waited in the heat and humidity for broken machines whose primary job is finding illicit bottled water.

We were hoping to make it onto the 5pm flight to Kona, and after a six hour wait were tantalizingly close to the TSA scanners, but four consecutive power outages left the line at a complete standstill. At nearly 5:30pm, when we were just about at the front of the line, I realized that our boarding passes had disappeared from the app, and not wanting to be stranded we went online and booked two of the remaining seats on a flight to Honolulu just as we got to TSA so at least we could get out. Finally into the airport, we tried to follow the advice we’d been given in the morning to ask about updating our connections, only to be told (again) that there was nothing they could do.

As we settled in to wait for our flight, TSA began sweeping through the terminal and told everyone that they would need to leave the terminal and be re-screened; we were later told that a few people might have gotten into the airport without being screened so security protocol demanded sending everyone back through the machines. Audrey had been holding it together all day while I’d been getting sick with stress, but being asked to go back into a security screening line after already having spent seven hours in line was a bridge too far for her, and we walked back out of the airport with her understandably in tears.

Thankfully they put us into a much shorter line for “re-screening” passengers, the power stayed on, and a little over an hour later we were back in the terminal, only to discover that our flight was delayed for three hours. I’m typing this from the terminal at 10:30pm, nearly thirteen hours after our arrival, hoping that this journal entry won’t further anger whatever evil spirits have been awakened on this very, very long day.

Post-Lowell

Posted from Poipu, Kauai, Hawaii at 9:08 am, September 10th, 2026

Hurricane Lowell passed well to the west of Kauai late Monday night, hitting the island with 50 mph winds and 70 mph gusts along with a four-foot storm surge. Unfortunately it peaked exactly at high tide, so while our hotel had limited impacts, many places along the coasts were inundated on their first floors, and power was knocked out to about 90% of the island. The lack of power was mostly an inconvenience for us – the hotel has a generator so we were able to go to common areas to recharge things, they kept us fed, so the worst of it was not being able to cool off in the heat since the pools are out of commission and the ocean is full of runoff – but a lot of residents and businesses on the island are struggling. After a two-day outage power returned to our hotel late yesterday, although my parents were still in the dark a mile away at their timeshare.

Kauai is an amazingly beautiful place even after a hurricane, and Audrey and I sat out on the beach watching the sunset for a while last night, but given the damage and the fact that they need to focus on recovery we’re cutting our time here short and heading to the Big Island early. I’m not sure when or if we’ll be back to Kauai again, but after many family trips here over the years this island has become one of my favorite places in the world, and it’s sad to have to depart for perhaps the final time after a natural disaster, although the people here have handled it with resolve and an impressive spirit of community, so I’m sure they will help each other to pull through.

Hurricane Lowell

Posted from Poipu, Kauai, Hawaii at 11:27 pm, September 7th, 2026

Vacation this year is a return visit to Kauai and the Big Island, and we arrived just ahead of Hurricane Lowell, who is passing a hundred miles to the west as this entry is being written. Winds are currently 50 mph with gusts up to 70 mph at the hotel, so nothing too extreme, but it has made for some heavy surf, and most of the island has shut down. We’re staying at the Hyatt because (among other reasons) I’m enamored with their waterslide and Audrey likes feeding koi, while the rest of the Holliday clan is a mile away at Ma & Pa’s timeshare. Scuba diving is booked two days from now on Wednesday and Thursday, but we’ll see if the forecast 15-25 foot waves have subsided sufficiently by then. So far the trip is off to a memorable and exciting start!

Waves during Hurricane Lowell

Taken several hours before Lowell passed by, the seas were angry.

Waves during Hurricane Lowell

The palm trees are apparently built for 70 mph winds.

Until We Meet Again

Posted from Culver City, California at 11:53 am, September 11th, 2022

Our trip has sadly come to an end; after driving through Hilo and across the Saddle Road, we flew out of Kona and arrived at LAX at 11pm last night. It was an amazingly fun two weeks of manta rays, sea turtles, rainforests, and volcanoes.

Two days ago we made a visit to the impressive Punalu’u Black Sand Beach, luckily arriving early in the day before we had to heed any warnings about the sand notoriously being so hot that it causes first-degree burns. From there we headed to the southernmost part of the island, which is also the southernmost point in the United States, and home to strikingly pretty coastline, a huge number of horses and cows, and one particularly ornery donkey.

Our final event of the day was a late-night return trip to the Kilauea crater. We were initially turned away before the trailhead by a ranger due to crowds, but that detour turned into an opportunity to visit the Volcano House for a cocktail and viewing of the volcano from a different vantage. We returned to the trailhead about two hours later at around 9pm to hike out to the lava lake overlook, and took a few million photos of erupting lava under the full moon.

Kilauea crater at night
Kilauea crater lava lake. My 400mm lens was again popular with everyone at the overlook who wanted to see lava close-up.
Kilauea crater at night
Kilauea crater nighttime landscape. I wish we could say we were smart enough to have planned to be there while the full moon was illuminating the landscape, but apparently we were just very lucky on this trip.

Kilauea

Posted from Volcano, Big Island, Hawaii at 9:12 pm, September 8th, 2022

Last night after exploring our new rainforest retreat home we headed into Volcanoes National Park after dark to see if we could do some photography of Kilauea’s latest eruption. After a mile long hike under a nearly-full moon a portion of the horizon started glowing red, and then we emerged onto the park’s lone lookout that provides a view of the erupting vents. A surprising number of other people also made the hike at night, and my 400mm lens proved to be a popular way for the folks there to look into the crater, nearly two miles away. Spending an evening photographing an erupting volcano is a far more interesting way to pass time than my normal Wednesday night regimen.

After arriving home late last night (11pm) we slept in (6:30am), lounged around the cottage, then went back to the park to explore a few more overlooks, the Thurston Lava Tube, and the 20 mile Chain of Craters drive that travels through craters, lava fields, rain forest, and eventually emerges at the sea where the 35 year long eruption of Puʻuʻōʻō (1983-2018) covered more than 45 square miles and added 203 acres of land to Hawaii’s coast.

Kilauea crater at night
Kilauea crater at night (five second exposure).
Kilauea crater at night
Kilauea crater at night (ten second exposure). The red flares far from the main vent are cracks in the solidified surface of the 1000 foot deep lava lake.

Living on the Edge

Posted from Volcano, Big Island, Hawaii at 7:28 pm, September 7th, 2022

This post is being written from a location in a rainforest a few miles east of the 1000 foot deep Kilauea crater lava lake. Coqui frogs are chirping (loudly) outside in the fern-covered trees, and we’re hanging out under soft lights in a wooden cottage with a wraparound deck. I did something right in a past life.

When the journal last left off we had returned from our second manta ray dive. The adventures since then couldn’t compare, but it has nevertheless been fun. We took a lounge day to rest up, during which I snorkeled with sea turtles a few times in water with limited visibility, so while they were the most chill turtles I’ve ever been around (one kept moving closer to me as he grazed on algae, until I finally had to get out of his way), the videos don’t do the experience justice. While celebrating with drinks and snacks at sunset we looked out in the water and saw two small (six foot) mantas cruising the shallows, apparently drawn in by plankton that were attracted to the hotel’s lights. Their wingtips kept popping out of the water as they looped around in water that didn’t look deep enough to support such a large fish, obviously enjoying their dinner.

Today we left the Kona area and headed south around the island towards Volcano Village. We were tipped off to an epic snorkel location, so after a visit to the Heavenly Hawaiian coffee plantation we drove down to the coast and jumped in the water, and were almost immediately greeted by a four foot moray who surprisingly swam around, fully visible, for several minutes; they are almost always tucked into crevices with only their heads sticking out, so seeing one out in the water for such a long time was special. The rest of the snorkel was great, too, with lava and coral combining to create an underwater metropolis of fish.

We made a very brief stop at Kilauea on the way here, but had to rush in order to checkin, so we’re returning to hopefully take some nighttime photos of the current eruption, provided there aren’t too many people with the same plan already there.

Manta-festing

Posted from Kona, Big Island, Hawaii at 5:29 pm, September 6th, 2022

Our second day-of-much-scuba took place yesterday, and it started in spectacular fashion with a tiger shark cruising the harbor. The divemasters immediately announced that we’d be diving with the shark (“don’t worry, they never attack divers, just don’t stay on the surface or splash around or break eye contact if she’s swimming towards you.”). Upon descending the shark was nowhere to be found (not at all unnerving to know that you’re sharing the water with a twelve foot tiger shark), but it was still a really good dive, with eels and octopus aplenty. The second dive of the morning was also shark free, and we surfaced to a boat that wouldn’t start, so we ended up getting towed back to the harbor by the same Navy SEAL boat that we snorkeled from yesterday.

The evening dive was a return to manta ray paradise, and we went in with low expectations after Friday’s extravaganza. Our fears of a less spectacular evening diminished immediately after jumping in the water when we saw a manta slowly gliding through the water below us. Upon arriving at the “campfire” a half dozen mantas were already circling, and if it’s possible I think this dive exceeded our experience on Friday. “Lisa” kept buzzing us an inch overhead, and several other mantas whose names I lost track of circled, did 360 degree loops, and otherwise kept us enthralled for the full forty-five minutes that we were allowed to stay underwater. This was definitely one of my favorite dives of all time, and both Audrey and I would do it again in a heartbeat if we ever return to this island.

Manta rays during a Kona night dive
Screen capture from one of the best days ever.

The Night of Many Mantas

Posted from Kailua-Kona, Hawaii at 10:38 pm, September 4th, 2022

I’m doing a poor job of writing daily entries, so here’s another catch-up of our time on the Big Island thus far.

We arrived on Thursday, and booked a full day of scuba diving for Friday. The two morning dives were fun but mostly uneventful – a few sea turtles, a bunch of morays, tons of reef fish. The evening dive, however, was the one we’d been looking forward to. At sunset we were moored near the airport, and the divemasters gave us instructions before we descended forty feet into darkness. Immediately two huge rays were gliding over us, and as we settled into our place around the underwater “campfire” of dive lights, more and more giant manta rays began appearing. For the next forty-five minutes we were treated to a show with a cast of over twenty different mantas, some of which were nearly sixteen feet across. Having giant rays glide by close enough to touch (which we didn’t of course, although the rays bumped into people on multiple occasions) was a magical way to spend an hour. After getting out of the water we were told that the average night sees 2-3 mantas present, so we got an amazing show.

Our next day we had scheduled a pelagic snorkel, where we headed out to deep water looking for sharks, whales, or whatever might be around. The company we booked through initially had boat issues, so they re-booked us with Wild Hawaii Ocean Adventures, and we somehow found ourselves heading out to sea at 9am aboard an 11m long Navy SEAL assault vessel, cruising in mile deep water looking for sharks to swim with. Sadly it seems we had used up our good karma with the mantas, so our four hour adventure did not include any big animals, but we did get to do some short snorkels in both shallow and deep water, and cruising around at 35 mph in a fast attack boat is not the worst way to spend a morning. Finishing up our 48 hours of activities, we closed out the night with a luau at the resort, where I ate and drank enough to last for several meals.

Today was a rest day, and after a late (6:30am) wakeup we lounged before doing a loop up to Hawi and Waimea, where we had a great view of the summit of 13,796 foot Mauna Kea volcano, as well as some amazing coastline views.

Audrey’s manta ray video.

Island Hopping

Posted from Kailua-Kona, Hawaii at 8:40 am, September 1st, 2022

Yesterday, after waking up and feeding the koi with Audrey, I picked up Aaron and we snorkeled with the world’s friendliest butterflyfish and a tiny eel for just over an hour before heading back to the hotel for a trip down the lazy river, ten rides of the waterslide (the kids were mostly not upset to have to share with grownups), and a loop around the saltwater lagoon. After failing to act our age all day I took Aaron home, and then the day finished with Audrey and me enjoying a fancy dinner at sunset.

Today I got up to see the sunrise, came back to wake Audrey up for breakfast, and now we’re off for one last chance to feed the koi before heading to the airport for our next adventure after five excellent days in Kauai.

Underwater koi in Kauai.

The Garden Island

Posted from Poipu, Kauai, Hawaii at 7:41 pm, August 30th, 2022

My parents are back in Kauai for their biennial trip, and Audrey, Aaron and me are here to join them. Today is day four of our trip, so I’ve obviously been terrible about writing journal entries. To remedy that, here’s a recap of the trip so far:

  1. Day one saw us arrive and purchase obscene quantities of seared Ahi from the Koloa Fish Market. If you ever visit Kauai, put this place on your list, the Ahi is ridiculously good. From there we checked into our hotel and I spent more time in the lazy river and waterslide than is generally acceptable for a man in his forties.
  2. On day two we jumped in the sea to do some snorkeling over at the reef near the Beach House restaurant. There was a bit of current parallel to the coast, and I made the unfortunate decision to exit the water onto some rocks rather than fighting the current back to our entry point; I’ve got a few new battle scars on my foot, hand and ribs to show for it, but we nevertheless had fun seeing an array of fish including an oriental flying gurnard that Audrey spotted. My parents arrived in the evening after a delayed flight and a myriad of other misadventures, so we joined them for rum drinks at sunset to help them forget their troubles.
  3. Day three Audrey joined me for a morning scuba, leaving my parents to enjoy the massive breakfast buffet that is included in our hotel rate; my dad seemed to at least temporarily forget about the trip’s problems when faced with an omelette bar and a few dozen other breakfast choices. The currents were strong on our first dive but we still saw a few sharks, many turtles, and a bunch of other neat critters. After a rough surface interval that saw a couple of divers returning their breakfasts we jumped back into the water at Sheraton Caverns, which I previously referred to as “sea turtle wonderland“. That moniker held true again, as we saw dozens of turtles resting in the collapsed lava tubes as we swam around.
  4. Today was an opportunity to go on an adventure with my brother, so based on a recommendation from the dive master we set off for the Nu’alolo trail, a 7.5 mile round trip that descended from the forests above Waimea Canyon down to the turret-like buttes of the Napali Coast, two thousand feet above the Pacific. We’re pretty sure “Nu’alolo” is Hawaiian for “slippery mud”, but the views at the end were definitely worth it.

Video from Audrey of a sea turtle heading for a nap at Sheraton Caverns.

Another of Audrey’s video of a moray at Sheraton Caverns.

The Garden Island, Part 2

Posted from Culver City, California at 7:06 pm, October 2nd, 2016

Following the recap from Day 1-5, here’s the remainder of the Kauai trip:

Day 6

Aaron and I had done the seventeen mile kayak trip along the Napali Coast in 2012, a trip my dad has always wanted to do, so this year, with Aaron already having returned to California, the Elder Holliday and I signed up to do it together. It turned out our trip was the last one of the season since the waters get too rough in the winter, and we set out in the morning after a night of high swells that were supposed to decrease during the day. After a pre-dawn van trip around the island we reached the launching point in the north, and it was clear from the first moments that the swells had not subsided and that this was going to be a very different experience than 2012. After watching the first kayak in the water capsize in the waves my dad and I were the second boat to launch, and we then sat just offshore watching boat after boat get wiped out and washed back to the beach as the others tried to launch. And this was just the beginning of the trip.

After paddling along the high cliffs for a couple of miles we saw another group of kayakers turning around, finding out later that their guides had decided not to continue and eventually had to radio a boat for pickup. Despite the waves we seemed to be doing well, then out of nowhere our kayak was upside-down, and sadly my GoPro chose that moment to make an escape – apparently I had not tied it down well, so now it is off on an adventure across the Pacific (hence the lack of scuba videos from this trip). After righting our ship and continuing on we reached the first of several sea caves along the route, but while it had been a placid affair in 2012, this time the cave was being battered with waves that were tossing kayaks all over the place; after making it out safely the guides didn’t attempt to enter any of the remaining caves along the route.

Under even the worst conditions the Napali Coast is a beautiful route, and seeing green cliffs shooting thousands of feet up from the water, or watching waterfalls descend from the heights, was an impressive experience. I did my best to stop and enjoy the scenery as much as possible, but the swells hitting us from different directions meant a significant amount of mental effort went into steering, balance, and trying to stay out of the way of other kayakers – we capsized once more during the day on a water break, again catching us totally by surprise. Luckily after we made it eleven miles down the coast and stopped for lunch the route turned a corner, and after that the swells were big but generally moving in one direction, making for a much smoother trip.

…Until the landing site. The large swells that were pushing us along broke directly onto our landing beach, and with massive waves crashing onto the shore it was clear that the guides didn’t quite know what to do. The first guide took her boat in to meet a staff member on shore, but was wiped out on the way and then had to rescue her boat in the surf. Eventually word came out that we’d be going in one at a time, with the original guide treading water 100 feet offshore to offer assistance, while people on shore waited to deal with the inevitable shipwrecks.

As we watched, some boats wiped out spectacularly while others made it nearly the entire way before flipping. After what seemed like about 30 minutes, just two boats remained to go in – the second guide, and our boat. The guide told us to shadow her as we went in, so we aligned our boat with the direction of the waves and started into shore.

And then something unexpected happened. We paddled like crazy over the tops of large waves, with the staff member on shore yelling for us to stop or go depending on the size of the waves behind us. As a huge wave rolled past the staff member signalled us to paddle, and through sheer luck we caught the wave perfectly. To our right the guide’s boat capsized, but Poseidon God of the Sea lifted us up and hurled us perhaps fifty feet forward, directly onto the sand. We jumped out of the boat, pulled it up the beach, and thus ended the day in once piece and with a great story to share.

Day 7

The day after the oceans unleashed their fury was spent on land. I took Audrey up to see Waimea Canyon, and we visited the Kauai Coffee Plantation on our return before heading into town to see two of her high school friends who had relocated to the island. Afterwards Ma & Pa came over to the Hyatt to join us for drinks at sunset, followed by a twilight walk that featured fat and apparently invasive toads hopping slowly away as the Skipper chased them with his camera flash.

Day 8

And thus the great Kauai Adventure of 2016 came to an end. We enjoyed one last buffet breakfast, fed the koi for a final time, took a last trip down the resort’s lazy river (the water slide wasn’t open yet, sadly), and then headed to the airport where Audrey’s fear of babies and confined spaces collided on a completely full flight in a tight coach seat with a mother and child in the middle seat – the kid was just young enough to be a lap child, but old enough to be a strong kicker with big lungs. For my part, the inflight entertainment options included the new X-Men movie, so I had a mostly-awful film featuring superheroes and Olivia Munn’s cleavage to distract from the baby drama on my left for the six hours until we arrived safely home in Los Angeles.

Audrey and me at Waimea Canyon

The girl and me in front of a pretty canyon.