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"My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?" — David Mitchell

Dancing

Posted from Culver City, California at 1:10 pm, June 30th, 2007

If I ever get married it will definitely be to a woman – I’m just not into guys that way. Not that there’s anything wrong with being into guys, of course. BUT, if for some reason I HAD TO marry a guy – for example if someone was going to blow up the earth or bring back disco unless I got hitched to a dude – I would marry Dancing Matt. In addition to being an obvious travel partner, our dancing skills are about equal so I wouldn’t have to worry about being the only one who looked like an idiot on the dance floor.

And as long as I’m admitting to potential gay marriage partners, Bob Seger has to be on the list, too. Bob rules. And the obligatory quick macho male-chauvinist bit to salvage manhood: Claudia Schiffer, Kate from “Lost”, and Natalie Portman are all super-hot…

7 responses to “Dancing”

  1. I wrote an email to Matt so hopefully he will respond and I will be able to make your dreams come true. If I get you a date you have to at least make out with him.

          1. Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
            Mary: Well, that’s pretty difficult to say.
            Lloyd: Hit me with it! I’ve come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
            Mary: Not good.
            Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
            Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million.
            [pause]
            Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance.

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