I’m trying to reconstruct last night based on the contents of my pockets, which include a bunch of Irish email addresses written on a coaster and a CD of a bar band that I vaguely remember getting after tipping the band $40. There was waaaay more beer involved than was probably smart (I should have known better than to drink with a couple from Ireland), but it was a classic evening. Chuck Chi was Irish step dancing with a sixty year old Asian woman in a straw hat, Aaron actually tried to use the line “I’m broke and I’m cheap, but I’m a good guy”, there was (earlier in the day) a chow-mein reuben combo at the Bellagio buffet, and vastly more silliness than I’ve experienced in years.
"My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?" — David Mitchell
well, sounds like you’ve welcomed the working world back with open bottles. a good plan, you’ll need all the help to kill the pain and create mindless fun. and a guy that where’s pants like that in public must be a lot of fun. or mentally handicapped. or both. and related to you.
yeah, i didn’t know they made jams anymore. right on.
he is both fun and mentally handicapped, but those are swim trunks. bright blue, palm tree imprinted swim trunks.