The fifth annual Meat Massacre is now in the books. Cows should slowly begin coming out of hiding during the next few weeks, and the world’s remaining chicken population can breath a collective sigh of relief. This year’s innovation, which can only be expressed in technical terms as “marinate longer”, seems to have been a big hit and will definitely be incorporated in future events.
30 pounds of meat.
wow, what is the occasion?
if ever you’re going to be in california on the sunday after memorial day weekend, let me know. you will get an invitation to a barbecue that bards sing about. this is an event at which the gods themselves bless those present, and heros are made. happenings occur which poets will struggle to describe in years to come.
and basically we eat a lot of meat. and that’s way cool.