Having made the brilliant move of picking UCLA to make the Final Four, my ranking in ESPN’s NCAA Tournament Bracket has risen from it’s low of being in the bottom 2.7% to my current ranking in the bottom 16.2%. The meteoric rise from the gutters stops there since I don’t have any other teams still alive and I’ve picked UCLA to lose their next game (to Duke), but at least now I can mock all of those people in the bottom ten percent for their lack of basketball knowledge. Amateurs.
"My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?" — David Mitchell