Overheard last night:
- “Dude, I’m telling you, if you go up there they’re gonna send someone up these stairs on a Honda motorcycle to siphon kick you in the neck.”
- “What if you had third nipples, but they were telepathic?”
- “Pointing is so underrated.”
- “You better watch what you say, the bald dude looks like he has a lot of anger inside of him.”