I was talking to God earlier today (nice fellow) and told him I needed a favor.
“You want me to set you up with a girl who isn’t completely freakish?” asked God. “I told you, it’s impossible until you quit working with computers.”
“No, God,” said I, “I want you to help the Browns win.”
“Oh.” said God. “That could be tougher than getting you a date. You know that they’re gonna have to score a couple touchdowns if they want to win, right? And the offense just hasn’t been doing anything so far this year. It’s asking a lot.”
It took him until the waning minutes of the fourth quarter, but God finally came through, and amongst Browns fans everywhere there was much rejoicing.