{"id":855,"date":"2007-06-30T13:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-30T20:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2007\/06\/30\/dancing\/"},"modified":"2007-06-30T13:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-30T20:10:00","slug":"dancing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2007\/06\/30\/dancing\/","title":{"rendered":"Dancing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever get married it will definitely be to a woman &#8211; I&#8217;m just not into guys that way.  Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with being into guys, of course.  BUT, if for some reason I HAD TO marry a guy &#8211; for example if someone was going to blow up the earth or bring back disco unless I got hitched to a dude &#8211; I would marry <a href=\"http:\/\/wherethehellismatt.com\/\">Dancing Matt<\/a>.  In addition to being an obvious travel partner, our dancing skills are about equal so I wouldn&#8217;t have to worry about being the only one who looked like an idiot on the dance floor.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4\">Dancing 2006<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7WmMcqp670s\">Dancing 2005<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=tT8jA_pps3o\">Dancing Outtakes<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And as long as I&#8217;m admitting to potential gay marriage partners, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobseger.com\/\">Bob Seger<\/a> has to be on the list, too.  Bob rules.  And the obligatory quick macho male-chauvinist bit to salvage manhood:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allposters.com\/-sp\/Claudia-Schiffer-Posters_i1632626_.htm\">Claudia Schiffer<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evangeline-lilly.net\/\">Kate from &#8220;Lost&#8221;<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000204\/\">Natalie Portman<\/a> are all super-hot&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever get married it will definitely be to a woman &#8211; I&#8217;m just not into guys that way. Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with being into guys, of course. BUT, if for some reason I HAD TO marry a guy &#8211; for example if someone was going to blow up the earth or &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2007\/06\/30\/dancing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dancing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}