{"id":580,"date":"2005-07-09T09:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-09T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2005\/07\/09\/mental-problems\/"},"modified":"2005-07-09T09:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-09T16:55:00","slug":"mental-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2005\/07\/09\/mental-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t end up going to sleep until nearly 5:00 AM last night, and possibly as a result of sleep deprivation my dreams were all over the place.  In one I was JFK, and not just some actor playing JFK, but the actual, bonafide JFK.  And I knew that I was gonna invade Cuba and get assassinated and everything, but mostly I was just enjoying being President during the 60&#8217;s.  How cool must that have been?<\/p>\n<p>In another dream I was back in Los Angeles, and for some reason was working for Warner Brothers but my desk was in the gardens at the Getty Museum.  Just as I was getting ready to go home for the day a female friend came by and asked me the truly evil question &#8220;Do you notice anything different about me?&#8221; (Note to women: don&#8217;t ever do that.  Just tell us what you want us to notice and then we&#8217;ll compliment you on it).  Following exactly how the scenario would play out in real life, I got absolutely <i>reamed<\/i> for failing to answer the question correctly.<\/p>\n<p>The magic dream marathon ended abrubtly at 8:15 when the phone rang, so sadly I never got to send a man to the moon or find out what crazy scheme I would have concocted to get out of the doghouse with my LA friend.  It&#8217;s a shame; it would have been pretty cool to meet Marilyn Monroe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t end up going to sleep until nearly 5:00 AM last night, and possibly as a result of sleep deprivation my dreams were all over the place. In one I was JFK, and not just some actor playing JFK, but the actual, bonafide JFK. And I knew that I was gonna invade Cuba and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2005\/07\/09\/mental-problems\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mental Problems&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}