{"id":531,"date":"2005-04-12T11:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T18:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2005\/04\/12\/canyonlands-national-park-utah-2\/"},"modified":"2017-06-08T22:42:45","modified_gmt":"2017-06-09T05:42:45","slug":"canyonlands-national-park-utah-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2005\/04\/12\/canyonlands-national-park-utah-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Canyonlands National Park, Utah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the interest of not boring people to death I normally try to keep the journal entries to a minimum, but since I&#8217;m also writing this stuff down for my own benefit I think this one was worth recording.  First, it needs to be known that I hate Humvees.  In my perfect world I would live in a house built by Frank Lloyd Wright and engineering would follow the mantra that the simplest solution to completely solve the problem is the best.  Sadly, in the real world society has been convinced by a bunch of smart advertising execs that a hulking behemoth on wheels is the ultimate status symbol.  I admit that they do look cool, but in the same way that a tank looks cool &#8212; I don&#8217;t particularly want to share the road with either.<\/p>\n<p>What precipitated this posting was a guy in a Humvee on one of the backcountry roads in Canyonlands National Park.  I was warned that the Subaru wouldn&#8217;t have enough clearance to traverse the road, so of course I ignored that advice and set out.  After I pulled over to admire a view, the guy drove up next to me and stopped to chat.  During the conversation he made the comment that he was thinking about turning around, <i>heading back to Moab to rent a Jeep<\/i>, and then returning because (wait for it&#8230;) he didn&#8217;t want to scratch his paint.  The excuse always given for Humvees is that you can take them <i>anywhere<\/i>; the not-so-manly caveat is apparently that you can take them anywhere unless there is a chance of harming the pretty exterior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the interest of not boring people to death I normally try to keep the journal entries to a minimum, but since I&#8217;m also writing this stuff down for my own benefit I think this one was worth recording. First, it needs to be known that I hate Humvees. In my perfect world I would &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2005\/04\/12\/canyonlands-national-park-utah-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Canyonlands National Park, Utah&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,13],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","tag-canyonlands-national-park","tag-road-trip-2005"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2444,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions\/2444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}