{"id":253,"date":"2003-10-03T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-04T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2003\/10\/03\/glendale-california-40\/"},"modified":"2003-10-03T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-04T04:00:00","slug":"glendale-california-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2003\/10\/03\/glendale-california-40\/","title":{"rendered":"Glendale, California"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I disagree with the current California recall effort, having just received an absentee ballot in the mail I was at least amused by it.  Each candidate is listed by name, political party, and profession, and I swear to God I am not making up any of these candidates:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ivan A. Hall, <i>Custom Denture Manufacturer<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Kurt E. &#8220;Tachikaze&#8221; Rightmyer, <i>Middleweight Sumo Wrestler<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Paul &#8220;Chip&#8221; Mailander, <i>Golf Professional<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Angelyne, <i>Entertainer<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Daniel Watts, <i>College Student<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Mary &#8220;Mary Carey&#8221; Cook, <i>Adult Film Actress<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I was curious if Gary Coleman would list himself as a security guard, but he went with the safe choice of &#8220;Actor&#8221;.  And of course, having read through the list of candidates I now definitely need to find a &#8220;Tachikaze for Governor&#8221; bumper sticker &#8212; how have those not swept across the state already?!?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I disagree with the current California recall effort, having just received an absentee ballot in the mail I was at least amused by it. Each candidate is listed by name, political party, and profession, and I swear to God I am not making up any of these candidates: Ivan A. Hall, Custom Denture &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/2003\/10\/03\/glendale-california-40\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Glendale, California&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}