I was talking to God earlier today (nice fellow) and told him I needed a favor.<\/p>\n
“You want me to set you up with a girl who isn’t completely freakish?” asked God. “I told you, it’s impossible until you quit working with computers.”<\/p>\n
“No, God,” said I, “I want you to help the Browns win.”<\/p>\n
“Oh.” said God. “That could be tougher than getting you a date. You know that they’re gonna have to score a couple touchdowns if they want to win, right? And the offense just hasn’t been doing anything so far this year. It’s asking a lot.”<\/p>\n
It took him until the waning minutes of the fourth quarter, but God finally came through<\/a>, and amongst Browns fans everywhere there was much rejoicing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was talking to God earlier today (nice fellow) and told him I needed a favor. “You want me to set you up with a girl who isn’t completely freakish?” asked God. “I told you, it’s impossible until you quit working with computers.” “No, God,” said I, “I want you to help the Browns win.” … Continue reading “Glendale, California”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mountaininterval.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}